i don't like sucking hair
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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