two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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