I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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