Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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