oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
