My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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