And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
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