I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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