I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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