hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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