Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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