I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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