I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
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