gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
vagina is talking i cant
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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