This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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