Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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