What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I want a musical about memes.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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