It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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