That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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