They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Don't tell me you're on acid again
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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