I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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