he puts the penis in happiness.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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