ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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