Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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