Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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