margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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