Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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