Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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