I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
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