Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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