barbara walters just said penis...
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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