Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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