this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Two words: nipple clamps
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