Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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