Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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