I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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