I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Randomize
