I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
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