i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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