A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Floor bacon is actually really good
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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