I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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