1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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