Joe is yelling at the trees again.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
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