was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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