Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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