Porn is love you can see.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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