Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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