it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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