I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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