I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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