we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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