yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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