Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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