I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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