We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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